Great ado ..... for what..??!!
All channels and printed medias are occupied since Saah Re Ga, an Indian actor and self proclaimed badshah was held back for secondary investigations at an US airport. He was in transit to another US city. The immigration officer refused to fall for the story that he is (was) an Indian superstar. In a press statement the official said, “He looks nothing like a superstar. He is clearly lying!!”
Meanwhile news of his detention spread like wildfire and created more havoc than flu in India and the regular remarking faces appeared in their usual made up style to comment.
Gym Khan was the first to plead …. With 10 ka Dum he declared….Saah Ru Ga was insulted..!! Was it a peace making comment, or a hidden celebration..? I suspect the second.
Parminder Singh, who believes in his acting said “These Americans are such airheads!!! Any kid can give you the dirt on Saah Ru Ga. We need to make a big stink about this so that this is not repeated. What a bummer!”
Saah Re Gaa is an Indian superstar …. Detaining and questioning him is a sin …. Ridiculous. Criyanka Popra ….. GET REAL!!!!”
Tasi Saroor thought Saah Re Ga acted with “Great Dignity”… should make sure that these things will not happen again. Shame on you Mr. Sharoor … this is not the way you combat controversies..!!
Reporters interviewing the stars were seen consulting the “The Complete Book of American Slang – Eighth Edition” before sending in their stories for publishing. They are hoping that the US authorities will not hold back prominent Indians in India in the US in future as it causes considerable delays in getting the story to the press. The Press Distrust of India met the US Ambassador in New Delhi and handed over a letter of protest in this regard in UK English. The Ambassador has promised to look into the matter as soon as he can get the letter translated into US English.
Meanwhile the Minister for Nothing Ms. Sambika Aoni has said that the situation calls for a ‘tit for tat’ treatment for Americans. Hey … excuse me … agree that you are a minister by chance … but as per protocol you have some restrictions …. “tit for tat” ..!! Are you still in Indrajal comic world..!!?
The announcement though, has catapulted India into the 'Most Preferred Destination' for Americans in 2009. According to George Simon, an American who is planning to visit India, “Tit for tat sounds great. But what is “tat’? Is it legal ?”
Few were realistic on their comments..! Pajji with his “Doosra” commented … big deal!! this happens to everybody. An Indian diplomat nodded … no wonder there were no blasts reported in USA after 9/11. High time India learned from the US.!
We saw father of modern India being checked by US officials, and the reaction he had. Did I hear him swearing.? I will not visit US hereafter, nor use a US flights for my travel..!! No way. Why is Saah Ree Gaa upset when the securities were on their duty..?! Are these (Bad) shah’s carrying security privileges and immunities...? Yehi hai Class Difference baby!!
Reporters were seen running helter-skelter to get quotes from all kind of actors on the subject, and every Indian actor and actress worth their salt have been haranguing them for airtime. Mr. Jhun Jhun Wala, a harried reporter said that the Actor were stalking him 24 hours of the day and he was being followed by helicopter borne actors if he stepped out of his house. Some Actors are camping outside his house and some have even taken up positions on the tress outside his house. Another reporter on vacation had Actors troubling him as he sunbathed with his family on the Kovalam beach. He was forced to cut short his vacation and get back to his now secured apartment in Mumbai. The reporters complain that it is highly stressful to live under the constant vigil of the stars. They are used to the other way..! One reporter declared himself affected with H1NI to hoodwink the Actors. According to him “The actors are now wary of me and keep their distance from me..!!
News has come …. Dravid has finally made it to the ODI teams. The wall is back to defend bouncers. Three ministers have taken oath before the governor today. Kerala now have 20 ministers for better administration.!!! G. Sudhakaran lost his Devasom portfolio. Will temples lose their charm and divinity? P.J Joseph is happy to get his ministership and free air travels again not with free Arms though.!
100 mts sprint is now reaching its saturation. 9.58 secs..!! Ussain has almost Bolted it.
I have realized that I wandered away from the main topic. What was that I was into when I started..? I don’t remember and don’t want to scroll back. Lemme post it directly …. And read later…..oh … yeah … now I remember …. Tit for tat..!!
All channels and printed medias are occupied since Saah Re Ga, an Indian actor and self proclaimed badshah was held back for secondary investigations at an US airport. He was in transit to another US city. The immigration officer refused to fall for the story that he is (was) an Indian superstar. In a press statement the official said, “He looks nothing like a superstar. He is clearly lying!!”
Meanwhile news of his detention spread like wildfire and created more havoc than flu in India and the regular remarking faces appeared in their usual made up style to comment.
Gym Khan was the first to plead …. With 10 ka Dum he declared….Saah Ru Ga was insulted..!! Was it a peace making comment, or a hidden celebration..? I suspect the second.
Parminder Singh, who believes in his acting said “These Americans are such airheads!!! Any kid can give you the dirt on Saah Ru Ga. We need to make a big stink about this so that this is not repeated. What a bummer!”
Saah Re Gaa is an Indian superstar …. Detaining and questioning him is a sin …. Ridiculous. Criyanka Popra ….. GET REAL!!!!”
Tasi Saroor thought Saah Re Ga acted with “Great Dignity”… should make sure that these things will not happen again. Shame on you Mr. Sharoor … this is not the way you combat controversies..!!
Reporters interviewing the stars were seen consulting the “The Complete Book of American Slang – Eighth Edition” before sending in their stories for publishing. They are hoping that the US authorities will not hold back prominent Indians in India in the US in future as it causes considerable delays in getting the story to the press. The Press Distrust of India met the US Ambassador in New Delhi and handed over a letter of protest in this regard in UK English. The Ambassador has promised to look into the matter as soon as he can get the letter translated into US English.
Meanwhile the Minister for Nothing Ms. Sambika Aoni has said that the situation calls for a ‘tit for tat’ treatment for Americans. Hey … excuse me … agree that you are a minister by chance … but as per protocol you have some restrictions …. “tit for tat” ..!! Are you still in Indrajal comic world..!!?
The announcement though, has catapulted India into the 'Most Preferred Destination' for Americans in 2009. According to George Simon, an American who is planning to visit India, “Tit for tat sounds great. But what is “tat’? Is it legal ?”
Few were realistic on their comments..! Pajji with his “Doosra” commented … big deal!! this happens to everybody. An Indian diplomat nodded … no wonder there were no blasts reported in USA after 9/11. High time India learned from the US.!
We saw father of modern India being checked by US officials, and the reaction he had. Did I hear him swearing.? I will not visit US hereafter, nor use a US flights for my travel..!! No way. Why is Saah Ree Gaa upset when the securities were on their duty..?! Are these (Bad) shah’s carrying security privileges and immunities...? Yehi hai Class Difference baby!!
Reporters were seen running helter-skelter to get quotes from all kind of actors on the subject, and every Indian actor and actress worth their salt have been haranguing them for airtime. Mr. Jhun Jhun Wala, a harried reporter said that the Actor were stalking him 24 hours of the day and he was being followed by helicopter borne actors if he stepped out of his house. Some Actors are camping outside his house and some have even taken up positions on the tress outside his house. Another reporter on vacation had Actors troubling him as he sunbathed with his family on the Kovalam beach. He was forced to cut short his vacation and get back to his now secured apartment in Mumbai. The reporters complain that it is highly stressful to live under the constant vigil of the stars. They are used to the other way..! One reporter declared himself affected with H1NI to hoodwink the Actors. According to him “The actors are now wary of me and keep their distance from me..!!
News has come …. Dravid has finally made it to the ODI teams. The wall is back to defend bouncers. Three ministers have taken oath before the governor today. Kerala now have 20 ministers for better administration.!!! G. Sudhakaran lost his Devasom portfolio. Will temples lose their charm and divinity? P.J Joseph is happy to get his ministership and free air travels again not with free Arms though.!
100 mts sprint is now reaching its saturation. 9.58 secs..!! Ussain has almost Bolted it.
I have realized that I wandered away from the main topic. What was that I was into when I started..? I don’t remember and don’t want to scroll back. Lemme post it directly …. And read later…..oh … yeah … now I remember …. Tit for tat..!!
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